Hello!

Just say hi!

Imagine calling someone on the phone,

and not even saying hello!

This is obviously not that serious, so please don't get mad if someone doesn't want you to gtreet them.

That said, if you see this sites URL as someone's status/bio, why not say hi!

A parody of the wonderful nohello.net.

❌ Don't do this

Note that Tim now hates Keith, when he could've provided a simple "Hey!"

Keith

Keith

2:15 PM

WHAT TIME IS THE THING

Tim

Tim

2:15 PM

its always "what time is it" and never "how are you tim"

Keith

Keith

2:16 PM

get over it

Tim

Tim

2:16 PM

gurl bye

✅ Instead try this

Note that Tim now hates Keith, when he could've provided a simple "Hey!"

Keith

Keith

2:15 PM

Hey!

Tim

Tim

2:15 PM

Hey Keith, what's up?

Keith

Keith

2:15 PM

Did you remember what time the meeting was?

Tim

Tim

2:16 PM

Yeah mate its 3:30!